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Comments
funny stuff
13 April 2008 - 12:49pm — bekahi i dont have any kids of my own yet but hopefully one day...my sisters have kids tho and i get so much joy out of them they come up with the funnest things..my nephew told me the other day that he thought the word penis ment your ear...i just had to laugh...
Hello all
12 April 2008 - 5:53pm — RitzeeHi everyone!
Isnt it funny what things kids come up with? I am a mother of 4, 3 boys and a girl, the other day my 5 year old son had a stick in his hand and was waving it around like a wand saying to me hocus pocus turn mummy into a gorgeous woman! Oh my gosh I absolutly lost it laughing how that came out of now where, ok I am not be the best looking attractive female in the world but i never thought that i was that bad?? He he he... They are so funny!!!
5 April 2008 - 8:12am — Diana
susie that's great!
Kids...you gotta love them..
17 March 2008 - 4:24pm — SusieMy Grandaughter told me the other day that boys have 'long bottoms' I nearly fell over...
Never heard them called that before!!!!!
Cheers
Susie
10 March 2008 - 1:37pm — sez
That is so funny!!
Sez x
10 March 2008 - 9:28am — meg
I have four children. Shelby is 13, Madi is 11 and Tobin and Will are about to turn 6, as they have asd they do come out with the funniest things, the only problem is they are delayed in development and are extremely tall and they like to repeat things over and over again and the more you try to quieten them the more they repeat it. Tobin Is into emotions at the moment so every time he sees some one sad he will thats a very sad old man or he is very angry. We where at the docs last week and and a lady who was probably in her 90 sat down next to him so he jumps up and states that she is a very sad grandmother and they have taken all her blood. Every one was giggling, I am only grateful that most likely at her age her hearing hopefully dosn't work.
Meg
3 March 2008 - 7:23am — Diana
hee hee these are funny! THe kid I nanny for has taken to answering me with one simple word: an item of genitalia. mmm naughty 4 year olds!
22 February 2008 - 8:14am — angel
had friends visit today...
as goodbyes were being said her little miss4 pipes up and says..." oohh well i supose we'd really better be going now!"
it was about as much as i could bear trying to conceal my laughter!, it's really quite sad how much they take in.... she litterally took the words out of her mothers mouth!
20 February 2008 - 1:08pm — sez
The latest from Big Girl... Last night she asked me would i like to see her STUPENDOUS picture????
Today, I told her not to waste water while she was cleaning her teeth, she asked "why not?" I told her that was because water was a precious commodity. She asked "What is a commodity?" I told her it was something important that you need to use all the time.
She went later and told my mum who was washing her hands, "Don't waste that Granma it is aprecios commodity!"
At least I know she listens sometimes!!
Shame it isn't when I ask her to clean up her toys etc....
Love Sez x
19 February 2008 - 10:35am — angel
today, being a realitivly hot day.... i let the kids have an icy pole after school.
miss 7 chose an orange one and master 4, a raspberry.
miss 7 turns to master four after a good few minutes of sucking on her icy pole and says" what does your's taste like"
master 4's reply "mmm like chocolate!"
i couldn't help but giggle when miss 7 sighed and tried her best to explain to him that it was raspberry........
as far as he was concerned, it tasted like chocolate!!!